"heh heh heh... Why hello traveller. T'is not oft I see folk such as yourself. That we have met today is a sign of good fortune. Oh, but where are my manners? By all means, make yourself at home. I have tea and hot chocolate and, for those truly curious, a selection of interactive experiences. Please do sample my menagerie, but beware... Play one of the games for too long and who knows? You may well find yourself lost, with no hope of return... Heh... Good Luck, Have Fun"